BDM: Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. Malcolm X

C: Cute.You should stitch that on a pillow. “It’s okay to feel sad” Mister Rodgers

C: He KEEPS trying TO have SEX with ME

BDM: so give in 

C: No

BDM: u want sex no?

C: Not with him

BDM: too picky. He just trying to live a little longer

C: i hate you all 

BDM: hows work 

C: Ok. The zumba teacher is doing a class. What’re you doing? 

BDM: im in class thinking about zumba

Not even worth the spoiler alert

BDM: we constructing a homemade beer pong table n we want to make it collapsible and travellable portable….and gotta put designs in it n everything maybe a picuture of u tussling your hair

C: …….right I dont know where you’d get a picture of me doing that 

 BDM: u wouldnt take 1 for me :-(

C: fine but nothing gross 

BDM: im offended u would even suggest such a thing..

C: yeah im the crazy one

BDM: 

there u go

C: No she’s not wearing any clothes and she’s not even tosseling her hair

BDM: u cant see any nakedies fine fine she has clothes here

C: why don’t you justp ut a picture of Brooke Burke on the table?

BDM: nah i want u on there

C: that’s really weird but flattering?

BDM: i want the world to c u

C: and by world you mean people at beer pong parties

BDM: precisely

C: Ah shit I need to get something for my mom. Well I’ll talk to you later. 

BDM:ok ok ok. What you getting for her? Lady utensils?

C: ….. yes. Lady utensils